Adilkno The Media Archive Writing in the Media "The archive! It cannot count on my wholehearted support. The A. is a philological and dusty thing, that interests no-one; even the Nietzsche-A.: - who knows of it, who ever visited it, whom has it impressed?" - Gottfried Benn To write about media is to raise the question of what gives writing the presumption to speak for other media. Language presents itself as the metamedium to contain all past and future media. In Western textual culture, phenomena are only considered understood once they have been included in a final story. Theory is believed to possess an extraordinary gift, lacking in audio and video, to solve the mysteries that drive the phenomenal universe. Whereas the word still maintains that the question of the world is in writing, the symbol has long since assumed it is a geometrically representable master plan. Once, the harmony of the spheres was a musical program. Preaching, drama, cinema, television, museum, sports, and concerts all unite their audience in a collective ceremony. Conversely, solitary reading creates a distance from the receptive ritual's shared experience, so that the reader feels as if he or she were the only one receiving this medial transmission. The immanent silence in reading creates an imaginary space where language appears to soar above the immediate tumult of the mass media. The idea of order, which gives language its charm, is a medial effect that is abruptly disturbed when someone reads over your shoulder. Insight is as much the technological circuit's noise as it is an authentic source of information unique to primates. Writing is no exception to the rule. Media constitute a closed system which sends off sparks into the cosmic void every once in a while. Amidst the media landscape, we are never more than tourists who keep stubbornly looking for landmarks. Media writing ought to situate itself within the media network. Even those who believe they can place themselves outside it in some heroic gesture and deny the omnipotence of the media remain just one among many media figures. This puritanical, old-fashioned ambition, as surely as any other, will result in an end product to be included in the universal media archives. The consistent response to this is to destroy one's complete oeuvre, which will not only serve to create a legend but a mountain of waste as well, at the disposal of many an inquisitive generation to come. The halfway approach - to merely shut down all links to normality for a time, in order to lead the personal medium to ecstasy within an artificial desert - is to dream of conquering all other modes of expression on one's return. All that the outsiders ever notice of this totalitarian claim by certain media tribes is a brilliant book, a good film, or a pleasant evening. No matter how one-dimensional the talented presentation, in the media sphere the unique commodity is always and instantly classifiable as part of a genre, period or development. The figure of the alien who grazes on history and deposits its droppings in it may be real enough - at the end of the day, it's just another modern artist who realizes the state of its art and acts accordingly. The media text is not concerned with the secret intentions lurking behind an information transmission. Media are not carriers of cultural or ideological values. Rather than transporting messages from A to B, they form a parallel world of their own which never touches on classical reality. Media see the world as raw material for their own project, nothing else. Writing in the media does not seek the media's internal logic within their processed material, but within their ecstatic strategies. Media are forced to constant development, since all their ecstatic routes can be taken only once, after which the technique used becomes obsolete. Media never mature past the trial stage. Every medium must, time and again, discover its own dynamics in order to bring itself to a new conclusion. The path followed by the various media thus far is the subject of textual-materialist media theory. The way in which media suck up material from reality is the theme of communication studies, while the field of cultural studies sides with the viewers. The media text, on the other hand, forgets about dialectics and strives for ecstasy, having understood itself to be part of the media. The media text, like the media themselves, can never produce a final understanding that might be established in a dissertation or magnum opus. Caught in the stage of experiment, it carries on in its own irresponsible but methodical way. The media text looks for trajectories, models of thought, tactical maneuvers, and magic words that will help it spell itself out to the point of exhaustion. The media text describes no reality or ideas beyond the text. Its material are the media themselves - not their equipment or programs, but their possibilities. The electrosphere is full of potential media and media forms. Their present or future being is uncertain, but nonetheless open to examination. The media text offers an irresponsibly rash insight into them. It speculates on chance, danger, dream, nightmare. It challenges potential media to get real, starting with the media text itself. It provokes language to take on these forms. Potential media exist only as options, but once they are described, you run into them everywhere. Liquid theory does not aim at an overall text, to be constructed chapter by chapter. The media text is no rhizomatic elaboration on schizoid currents, nor is it about stretching difference yet further. It focuses on the vaguest possible contours with the utmost sharpness. In its compelling will to text, it treats any concept or info that breezes by with systematic arbitrariness. It does not need to categorize its subjects - the magic words just cling to the media text, refusing to let go until they've crystallized. A media overview is by definition unfeasible. The media text enables the potential media field to download on the level of language, so as to condense the mega data package which scrolls by as the limited, but (to us) comprehensible, Compact Text format. Generation, manipulation and recording are no longer sequential stages in data handling, but always take place simultaneously. Preservation does not take place after the fact, in the service of history, but is a technological a priori (F10). The unlocking of the media archives does not take place in the post-medial world, though they anticipate it will. The archives wish neither to raise an ode to transience and its traces nor to unleash protest against it. The construction of a new freeway attracts previously immobile traffic. To switch on a medium is to conjure up previously unregistered data. To establish a media archive is to attract files that would otherwise never have been compiled. To compile is no less to generate, than to generate is to compel to compilation; simultaneity works both ways. Starting an archive is sufficient to have it fill up with new material. There exists no more gratifying task than to write for the desk drawer. Passive storage is not enough; data must be retrievable as quickly and efficiently as possible. While it is relatively easy to optimize access to one's personal archives, the real trouble starts with visits to other people's datasheds. On the other hand, this inaccessibility is an essential condition for amazing discoveries. Permanence is the hallmark of all structured attempts at preservation. The media archives will prove to be modernity's Alexandria, and likewise go up in smoke. Once the bookshelf has fallen over, it may be a small disaster to the author, but a giant step for the readers. The greater the gibberish beheld by the writer, the more clarity is gained by the audience. The media archives are open to any unsuspected cross-connections, and generously invite misreadings. They do not strive for the ultimate aha-experience, but anticipate the metamorphosis of their own content. To read books = to destroy books. The Media Archive presents computer-aided theory (CAT) from the era of word processing (WP 4.2). The empty screen is an essential feature of word perfection, an electronic tabula rasa whose only known factors are the coordinates of the theory-to-come (Doc Pg Ln Pos). The soft page has not yet supplanted the letter-size thinking of the typewriting era ("to the end of the page and no further"), a poor use of computing capacity that shifts the computer into suspension gear: The PC processes nothing, the LCD screen's restricted parking area leaves all options open. Menu bars, sidekicks, windows next to or behind the text, even simple subscreens: They were either missing or remained unused. CAT is as flat as a pancake. No hidden codes, no footnotes, no registers. The keyboard's greatest literary achievement is the delete key. The computer serves as an unprecedented text compression tool, and this is where it comes in handy in media archiving. Compact hermeneutics rears its head as a compressed file, unzipped by the reader when requesting a book into an overall text, suddenly rich in slanted distinctions. The theoretical signal has been divested of its superfluous profundity. Even with 70 percent of the argument omitted, discourse still comes through loud and clear. There is no question of clandestine advertising for other registered authors. Our subliminal discomfort, which would like to have the diagonal text related to something at least, is not rewarded with specific clues. Those in dataland who believe they have the hang of pattern recognition soon embark on a quest for the exclusive keyword to disclose new universes. Such magic words, however, may also settle in from outside, and start to suck up charged particles of theory, factoids and semi-quotes. The massive assault on keywords continues until the inevitable overload occurs: time to reset. Unidentified Theoretical Objects (UTOs) are chance theoretical field compressions. Their vocabulary is discovered on desert islands in the web of scanned-in text. UTOs are crystal balls gleaming with the dim light of a yet nonexistent theorem. The peremptory essay ends the discussion before it has even begun. The arguments surrounding a given problem area are surveyable and refutable from the start. This fact lies at the basis of theoretical modesty, of its hope that all existing problems seem so familiar because they are never more than extensions of the twentieth century. To take debates never held to their logical conclusion holds a promise that beyond every existing issue there lies a hinterland, the "world after the media," in which the eve of destruction will not be repeated again, but we will end up way beyond World War IV instead. Deconstruction, like semiotics, is a traditional method of reading. It is not an intellectual project to dismantle culture as a whole, but a faculty which - provided it is exercised a little - enables you to get your own show on the road. Once everything has been analyzed, it's time to think through the non-deconstructible remainder. Text destruction launches word processing. Critical casuistry test drills a promising topos, taking a maniacal interest in paradigmatic splinters. It tries to say as much as it can about the smallest imaginable clues, without paying much attention to the entire exegetic field that surrounds them. It provides precision arguments about the how, not the why, of phenomena breezing by. By contrast, the study of disciplines - with its expanded-theory toolkit - carries out full-time research of the overall outline and places miscellaneous partial issues within a framework that provides insight as to why things are experienced as problematic in the first place. It seeks an arbitrary methodology that will suggest hitherto nonexistent relations. Since it claims no truths, it is dismissed as pseudo-science by the schools of thought analyzed by it. A negative thinking which denies all claims to unicity and the universality of actually existing attempts to interpret the world, is itself the gay science par excellence. Media theory cracks up over the determination whereby movie theory, art history, or dramaturgy defend their specific "extensions of man" and challenge their rivals by accusing them of cultural deterioration. The media archives contain all the data in the world. The adilkno branch is a scant and paltry thing; all this archive contains is instructions on the impressionability of the media, and proposals as to how to get rid of them. It was unpremeditatedly compiled in the period between 1988 and 1995, in response to the short summer of the media. Now that autumn is on its way and permanent tourism is likewise coming to an end, the question of the media is becoming more urgent. Both the global and alternative use of media have become stuck in perfect professionalism. Even without a Gulf War, infotainment is just no fun. The reality effects are superseded more quickly than technology can produce them. Now that it becomes clear that the media have no answer to their own global questions, we see a revival of premedial affairs, so that after a period of liberating breakdown and decline there threatens a dismal stage of reconstruction. The archives, on the other hand, stumble blindly into the postmedial world's state of uncertainty. It is only from that future that they can look back with pleasure on the media, without bitterness or nostalgia. Sovereign Media "I cue you." - DFM In this age of media overproduction, information immunity is a question of life or death. When the defense mechanism fails and the consumer is overwhelmed by strange impressions, doom seems near. To call a halt to crippling indifference, a media diet is prescribed. The pressure exerted on world citizens to constantly adapt their own image of the world and put technological innovations into practice puts them into a permanent state of insecurity. The urge to create disappears, and we are merely able to react to the overwhelming array of choices. Data are no longer stimuli to interest, but an inimical barrage constituting a physical threat. From exchange to effacement: communication is preying on naked existence. Sovereign media insulate themselves against hyperculture. They seek no connection; they disconnect. This is their point of departure; we have a liftoff. They leave the media surface and orbit the multimedia network as satellites. These do-it-yourselfers shut themselves up inside a self-built monad, an "indivisible unit" of introverted technologies which, like a room without doors or windows, wishes to deny the existence of the world. This act is a denial of the maxim "I am connected, therefore I am." It conceals no longing for a return to nature. They do not criticize the baroque data environments or experience them as threats, but consider them material to use as they please. They operate beyond clean and dirty, in the waste system ruled by chaos pur sang. Their carefree rummaging in the universal media archive is not a management strategy for jogging jammed creativity. These negative media refuse to be positively defined and are good for nothing. They demand no attention and constitute no enrichment of the existing media landscape. Once detached from every meaningful context, they switch over in fits and starts from one audio/video collection to the next. The autonomously multiplying connections generate a sensory space which is relaxing as well as nerve-racking. This tangle can never be exploited as a trend-sensitive genre again. All the data in the world alternately make up one lovely big amusement park and a five-star survival trek in the paranoid category, where humor descends on awkward moments like an angel of salvation and lifts the program up out of the muck. Unlike the antimedia, which are based on a radical critique of capitalist (art) production, sovereign media have alienated themselves from the entire business of politics and the art scene. An advanced mutual disinterest hampers any interaction. They move in parallel worlds which do not interfere with each other. No anti-information or criticism of politics or art is given in order to start up a dialogue with the authorities. Once sovereign, media are no longer attacked, but tolerated and, of course, ignored. But this lack of interest is not a result of disdain for the hobbyist amateur or political infantilism; it is the contemporary attitude towards any image or sound that is bestowed on the world anyway. Sovereign media are equipped with their own starters and do not need to push off from any possible predecessors or other media. They are different from the post-'68 concept of alternative media and from the autonomous "inside" media of the '80s. The alternative media work on the principle of antipublicity and mirror the mainstream media, which they feel needs to be corrected and supplemented. This strategy aims to make individuals aware of their behavior as well as opinions. This process will ultimately be seen in a changed public opinion. These little media have no general claims but work with a positive variant of the cancer model, which assumes that in the long term everyone, whether indirectly or through the big media, will become informed about the problem being broached. They presuppose a tight network stretched around and through society, so that in the end the activism of a few will unleash a chain reaction by the many. Until that time, they direct themselves at a relatively small group, in the certainty that their info will not stay stuck in a ghetto or start feeding back in the form of internal debates. This "megaphone model" aims in particular at liberal-leftist opinion leaders, who have no time to accumulate information or invent arguments and get politically motivated specialists to do this thankless work. Movements in the '60s and '70s gave themes like feminism, the third world and the environment a great range this way. Professionalization and market conformism in those circles, however, have caused people to switch to the "real" media. The laboratories where information and argumentation get tested are currently an inseparable part of the media manufacturing process, now that their movements have become just as virtual as the media they figure in. At the end of the '70s, radicals who had gotten tired of waiting for the other's change of consciousness founded the so-called "inside media." At precisely the moment that the official media started emancipating themselves and terms like "press" and "public opinion" vanished from the scene, a group of activists gave up the belief in their deaf fellow citizens and got to work themselves. Although to unknowing outsiders they seemed a continuation of the alternative media activity, they let go of the cancer model and, like the official media, went gliding. The mirror of the alternative media was shattered. It had become pointless to keep appealing to public responsibility; they needed to look for a different imaginary quantity to concentrate on: "the movement." Although they were only locally available, they had no concern for the regional restrictions which the ascending local media impose upon themselves. They no longer wanted to be alternative city papers. In form as well as content they became transnational, like their global peers. They wanted nothing to do with growth. Their brilliant dilettancy turned out to be not a childhood illness, but an essential component. As a leftover product of vanished radical movements, which flare up every now and then, their continuity and unchangingness remain breathtaking to this day. It cannot be reduced to their dogma. They turn away from the short media time and create their own space-time continuum. Sovereign media are the cream of all the missionary work performed in the media galaxy. They have cut all surviving imaginary ties with truth, reality and representation. They no longer concentrate on the wishes of a specific target group, as the "inside" media still do. They have emancipated themselves from any potential audience, and thus they do not approach their audience as a moldable market segment, but offer it the "royal space" the other deserves. Their goal and legitimacy lie not outside the media, but in practicable "total decontrol." Their apparently narcissistic behavior bears witness to their being sure of themselves, which is not broadcast. The signal is there; you only have to pick it up. Sovereign media invite us to hop right onto the media bus. They have a secret pact with noise, the father of all information. And time is not a problem; there is room for the extended version as well as the sampled quotation. This is only possible through the grace of no-profile. Without being otherwise secretive about their own existence, the sovereigns remain unnoticed, since they stay in the blind spot that the bright media radiation creates in the eye. And that is the reason they need not be noticed as an avant-garde trend and expected to provide art with a new impetus. The reason sovereign media are difficult to distinguish as a separate category is because the shape in which they appear can never shine in its full lustre. The program producers do not show themselves; we see only their masks, in the formats familiar to us. Every successful experiment that can possibly be pointed to as an artistic or political statement is immediately exposed to contamination. The mixers inherently do not provoke, but infect chance passersby with corrupted banalities which present themselves in all their friendly triviality. An inextricable tangle of meaning and irony makes it impossible for the experienced media reader to make sense of this. The atmosphere inside the sealed cabin conflicts with the ideology of networking. As a central coordination machine, the computer subjects all old media to the digital regime. The sovereign media, conversely, make their own kind of connections, which are untranslatable into one universal code. High-tech is put to the test and turned inside out. But this trip to the interior of the machine does not result in a total multimedia artwork. Disbelief in the total engagement of the senses and technically perfect representation is too great for that. The required energy is simply generated by short-circuits, confusion of tongues, atmospheric disturbances and clashing cultures. Only when computer-driven networks begin to break their own connections, and scare off their potential users, will it be time for the sovereigns to log in. Normal Media In the long run, everything becomes interesting; such is the fate of normal media. The only surviving Mayan text may reveal the deepest mysteries to us or turn out a department store ad: neither would make it any less fascinating. Normal media are characterized by the fact that they cannot be interpreted as cultural expressions during their time of appearance. It is only after they become a collection with the appropriate chronology or an object of study for the science of normal history that they acquire that little extra of a misaddressed letter or conversation at the next table. Only through such annexations can the imagination be stimulated to practice the hermeneutics of everyday life. Normal media, when planted into their natural environment, are so obvious that they exclude all metalevels. They are so much a part of their own space-time that they do not allow for the necessary distance to observe them in an anthropological sense, or simply for pleasure. They are like the tiny bone from which the whole dinosaur is deduced, or the one scene through which the entire movie can be reconstructed. As long as they remain submerged in everyday life, they are of minimal information value. But as paradigmatic splinters, they reveal the entire landscape in which they once figured. Untimely normal media can only be conceived of as the inconceivable. Normal media require no advertising. They are handed out uninvited in inescapable editions. Waste is a precondition. Direct mail has achieved its goal if three percent of the recipients react. Normal media institutions abuse the statutory obligation to receive mail. Thus, we find descriptions of stray cats, announcements for nextdoor parties, Scientology leaflets about Hubbard's latest, an invitation to the official opening of Harry's Butcher's, interior design catalogues, respectable students seeking apartments, a salsa dance class, supermarket special offers, various local papers, a book club catalogue, Chinese takeout and Italian delivery menus, the neighborhood newsletter, a personal message "to all those at the designated address," political flyers, and cultural teasers. A similar category survives in the news sphere in the form of personal ads and obituaries, personal announcements and readers' letters. The white and yellow pages, too, enjoy regular contact with average folks. Uninvited media ignore the contemporary consumer habit to compile one's own, personal media package. The classic unilateral model in which recipient B had no choice but to accept the message from source A has been renounced as undemocratic. The adage of "choose your own message" has turned reception into an act of volition. The media for the millions cut right through this conscious selection, sovereign to the extent that they are uninterested in market penetration or spiritual incorporation. They feel at home in a stack of old newspapers, down the hallway, out in the street, on top of a garbage can. Normal media design requires a certain period of incubation before it can be recognized as such. In their layout, normal media neither plunder the work of risqué avant-gardists nor make an appeal to nostalgia. They inadvertently succeed in short-circuiting the field of tension between folk and mass culture. Their problem is how to draw attention without becoming interesting. They must avoid their instant degradation into a message for a single market sector at all costs. They combine the amateurish clumsiness of the anniversary and marriage song with the professional charisma of the quizmaster and revue artist. Desktop publishing, handycamcorders and autozoom see to it that neither level is ever attained. They reveal a carefully edited normality in which there is room for everyone. This is where contempt fails. Average media may be copied, but they cannot be parodied. Letters by the city council or local industries may be a standard weapon in the Spaßguerrilla repertoire, but the first ironic mail order catalogue has yet to be written. To turn to normal media for innovative content is useless. They have turned McLuhan's brilliant analysis - that the content of the media consists of the preceding media - into their editorial policy. They are shopwindows in print, visual radio shows, screen adaptations of myth, digitized town criers, neighbors by phone, motorized billboards. Whereas sovereign media still manage to produce some alienating effects by broadcasting movies on radio, filming novels by the page, screening radio plays or word processing in cyberspace, watching the radio on television has become common practice, what with talk shows, game shows and the news. Tolerant media aren't necessarily conservative, just because they elaborate on the preceding situation. They do not long for the return of God, country and the family, but offer a new security. Vegetarians are not upset by horsemeat mailings. On the other hand, racist propaganda is instantly exposed by its display of prewar typography and Nazi palette. Normal media merely annoy us because of their overwhelming numbers and the certainty that this particular stream will never dry up. Dominant images may be scratched, stilled, or sampled, but they cannot be turned into camp. Normal media are distributed far beyond the reaches of kitsch. The only way to increase banality is through outdated pictures. For instance, there are no recorded instances yet of an ironic use of laptops or other mobile immaterials. Meanwhile, the solid wares that gave consumer society its material charm give one plenty to go on. Normal media are always one step ahead of the banality fans. Their emptiness is so much a product of its age that even the artistic avant-garde of durability radically overlooks it. Only as foundered cultural values can the maxima normalia become discourse carriers, and thus fit for artistic recycling. Vague Media "The magna of culture: confused traditions, mono-opinions, inconsequent discourses and quasi-argumentations." - Alex in "Xuxem" Vague media do not respond to success. They do not achieve their goals. Their models are not argumentative, but contaminative. Once you tune in to them, you get the attitude. But that was never their intention; their vagueness is not an ideal, it is the ultimate degree of abstraction. The ability to avoid specific questions is combined with answers which lack any depth of field. This is why vague media still manage to appear diplomatic and polite. Their social critique is troubled by an unsteady world view. For them, crisis does not lead to a new beginning, but to a gradual evaporation of the problem area. Doubt doesn't merely arise; it's a sixth sense. The senselessness of existence renders everything a sensible activity which can be given up whenever desired, so that nothing ever gets finished. Here, no one works; rather, one devotes oneself to taking apart and putting back together undefined objects and projects. The liquid being of vague-media adherents never crystallizes into definite forms. When beginning and endpoint have disappeared from view, existence can be experienced in peace. Having obliterated the factor of time, the vague ones distribute their concentration over n years and transmit their broadcasts only on homeopathic frequencies. They are no less present for that. Vague media do not depend on any network requiring construction or maintenance. The lines of the net are dissolved in an astral mist. In lieu of distribution decisions, a random selection is offered, and eagerly snapped up. In this post-atomic business culture, uncertainty is the foundation of efficiency. The untrustworthiness of agreements is not a result of other activities, but a sign of good will. The field of possibilities is left open at all times. There is a willingness to get caught up in anything, be it a meeting, party, or accident. Parallel to transparent society, there unfolds a cloud of vague structures through which the subject moves in Brownian motion. This nonlinearity defies the rhizomatic dogma that prescribes endless switching. These hard-luck pilots do not wander, but stumble from one discontinuity to the next. Nor is it a case of trees or roots. With vague media, a veiled belief in progressive bifurcation gives way to mist on the window to eternity. Undirected recreations form temporary compressions in the random distribution of particles that roam the vague ether. Whatever order may be discovered in this chaos, it fails to impress the insiders. The brilliant conspiracy will be heard out for a while, then forgotten. Vague media are impossible to follow. Their fuzzy logic frustrates signifiers in search of uni- or multivocality. The result is a fluffy sign (information value 0.34 or 2.74). Nothing is concealed or intentionally distorted. One simply does not know exactly, and this message comes through. In spite of it all, the other gets plenty of room to voice its revolutionary message. There is no fear of data here. The historical excursion is a strenuous exertion gladly undertaken, though the history of vagueness has yet to be written. There are still plenty of shadowy Greek philosophers and not-so-lucid theologians to be discovered who didn't quite get around to making their statements, or brilliant Renaissance painters who never came into their own. The B movie rose above pulp and started being taken seriously a long time ago; there is no reason why the same fate should not befall B thinkers (e.g., Russell), B literature, and the rest of illegible culture. Certain historical figures have found their natural habitat in vague media: Mao, Gysin, Manson, Reich, Jesus, Debord, Meinhof, Fromm, Hitler, Hendrix, Castaneda, Goldman, Marley, Pippi Longstocking; furthermore, cookbooks, weapons, children's drawings, witches, blood, skulls and crossbones, and animals (by all means, animals). As long as it's cut up, overloaded with text, dark and intense, with heavy black-and-white illustrations. The vague medium as object and the vague one as determinant subject are inseparable. Their shared foggy concept of barriers prevents man & media from growing apart. Comprehensibility arises only when the subject succeeds in extracting an object, thus rendering himself obsolete. Vagueness is not so much a strategy as it is a style of media. The matching design, as rugged as it is blurred, does not signify a lack of concept, but something like an essentialist approach. Media are not used as homes or garments, but as durable nutrition that will last for years. Media, housing and clothing become interesting only after they've lost all practical or exchange value and any hope of ever becoming youthful, nice, hip, or risqué - in short, modern - again. Because the vague ones lack the team spirit that distinguishes most fashionable trends and movements, they immediately recognize the foreign as their own, whereas the normal is alien to them. They have passsed through the doors of perception without realizing it and are incapable of finding anything normal in normality. This explains their immense rage against anything or anyone who tries to force things on them that are "only part of the complex society we live in." Far from profound, their indignation lashes out unreservedly, to be as quickly forgotten again - until the next clash. Not wishing to be irresponsible, they reject all responsibility. Johnsons in a mediascape full of shitheads, they subscribe to the slogan, "Mind your own business and let other people mind theirs." Their only means of attack is the boycott, the active denial of the enemy: Don't smoke, don't buy, don't go, don't drink, don't refuel. The achievement of the campaigns is to burden activists with impossible standards. Vague media are not out of focus, badly printed, or amateurishly edited - or are they? Their technological presumption is unshakable. Their appearance has been carefully prepared. But these nebulous media do not consider themselves products, but atmospheres. It's much harder to generate a cloud than it is to cover up in the hype blown up by fleeting contacts. All information is admitted to a dimension where the whole is not distinguished from the obsolete detail. Overload does not occur, as time knows no bounds and chaos is part of the mystery of the world. Information and noise only differ when you're in a hurry. The issue of hazy media results from a spring cleaning of the personal archive. In contradiction to Third World scrap collectors who scrutinize garbage dumps in search of recyclable goods, the transmitters of crap patiently comb the public domain for material to embellish their private dumps with. Another example of Grassmuck-Unverzagt's Law: Waste can be transferred but not destroyed. Ongoing research in the semi-scientific domain consists exclusively of sources, and is not concerned with such trivia as surveys, summaries or final conclusions. Vague media adhere to the teachings of Claude Shannon, who holds that views and opinions can be deciphered only as information. The preference for torn-out newspaper photographs does not mean they see them as illustrations or works of art; instead they are a collection of possible meanings, none of which takes preference over the others. Even the more powerful signs and symbols (such as the star or swastika) that keep popping up on their pages and frequencies are blessed with this charm. Like crystal-ball media, they are simultaneously maximally and minimally abstract. From the viewpoint of vague media, meaning is a matter best left to users. To them, the blurred relationship between sign and meaning is a social achievement. Far from being particularly obsessive or passionate, vague media harp forever on the same subject. Whereas sovereign media are on a perpetual journey of discovery, the vague channels pitch their tents for an indefinite time or stick around forever. The universe is all around, so why mobilize? For vague media, the greatest mystery is their own functioning. This existential moment sees to it that individual expressions never take on a definite or immutable form, yet make a point. The travelers of the "terrain vague" find their way in wastelands where even the hot-spot tourists du moment get lost. Vague media are not concerned with forms, but with the empty spaces in between, which are timeless. This is why they will long outlive the rising and setting of other media. Topical Media "Real time means less than three seconds, so that anything giving news within five goes under the umbrella of historical information." - Reuter Information as such radiates such availability that it evokes only pure revulsion. As being per se, it is just a little more than life can handle. Data can never be taken for granted. They must be made to resonate and processed through state-of-the-art equipment. Processing technology must be continually updated to prevent data from escaping and regaining their obstinate parasitical silence. Decay and erosion are major issues in the world of the recording and processing industries. Data recorded on magnetic tapes or CDs instantly cover themselves up in soothing static, soon giving up all legibility in terms of significance, listening pleasure or other methods of pacification. It is only when the smooth generators have brought them to life that data become amusing. No recreation without creation. Watching the telephone or listening to movie reels is no longer a form of entertainment, but a sign of real obsession. Back in the days when messages were still carried by sailing vessels, they were allowed to ripen into reports. Data developed into news because they had a chance to mature. Only when accompanied by opinions and commentaries could the message escape such crushing remarks as, "What business is that of mine?" By consolidating and concentrating the mixture of incoming messages, editors could impart their daily coherent worldviews. The substantialist presentation of ephemeral sensation enabled citizens to absorb the news as a segment of the daily package. It successfully provoked a general interest by appearing as a regulated encroachment on the ritual of personal existence. News originated outside. Inside, it caused the necessary reactions, spreading through the national community as the topics that gave it the required solidarity. The notion of topicality originates with the acceleration of transport. The significance of the event was increasingly determined by absolute time. The interval left for the message to parade itself as today's item was reduced ever further. For example, on January 23rd, 1766, the "Amsterdamsche Courant" reports that the King of Denmark has fallen seriously ill. On January 28th, it informs us that "Copenhagen is plunged into bitter mourning over the passing of its beloved Monarch," even though in fact he had already died on January 14th. In other words, the moment of the monarch's death lasted two weeks. In telematics, this regime of the interval is utterly defeated, while reports of tales from elsewhere become neverending stories. Reports are no longer delivered in segments, but as part of a continuous flow centered around local time. News no longer reaches you, but is permanently present. Instead of occupying a fixed place within daily routine, it can be consumed whenever desired. Until recently, obstinate personal timetables were still curbed by the programed media. They managed to lend an aura of news to info by selecting, saving and dressing it so that the ritual digestion of international titbits regained its air of collectivity. News reports became platforms for local nationalities. The dictates of time imposed by the programers and their television guides gave one the comfortable feeling of having made a personal choice by switching on the set. Programed media presumed that the consumer as subject would naturally collaborate with the makers in giving a meaningful context to the presentation. It is when data succeed in escaping such dictates and television becomes a piece of furniture like sideboard family pictures that topical media are introduced. Topical media appear as an interruption of the program. The fatal topicality of traffic (traffic information broadcasts, ghost drivers) is used as a means of coercion to stay tuned, even at home. Life itself is conceived of as a traffic flow that must never be interrupted. One unexpected result of the capacity of topicality to suggest relevant hierarchies that justify jumping the queue was the media users' fragmentation as subjects: As far as topical media were concerned, they no longer had a say. The equality between news and entertainment was restored by settling topical media on a wavelength of their own. At first, news still interrupted the regular program, but this invasion was soon allotted its own channel. But at the same time this eliminated the pretense that topical media have a universal right to all those aged 8 to 88. Every minority was delivered its own message. Thus, the notion of conquerable markets became an integrated part of the medial and the liberal proliferation of channels could commence. The secret of topical media is that they present themselves as separate media to the point where all programed media are temporarily switched off or banished to tiny subscreens. Topicality's now or never is incompatible with lasting ratings. To everybody's surprise, the inflammatory character of spontaneous news bursts soon turns out to be the ultimate stage-managed affair. Those who are looking for in-depth information are better off having a chat with the neighbours or reading a book. Topicality and news are mutually exclusive. Once topical media start broadcasting live press conferences so that journalists will have something to write about, the interval in which events can turn into news is destroyed, as we watch the reporters on screen get up to report what we've just been watching. Long before the cameras arrive at the scene, we have already videotaped the stills of the camcorder witness. When we can watch Nobel prize writers write their awardwinning novels via bulletin boards, or witness the shooting of a Hollywood feature to be released next spring via movie channels, or listen to live broadcasts of telephone conversations between world leaders, or follow the studio takes of a world-famous musician's CD live on radio, and when the only reports we see are about the production process of special reports: then the end product lags so much behind topicality that it can only be appreciated as waste. Why bother to buy the disc at all, when all of us have just spent months listening to the new track's recordings, minutely evaluating the various takes? The public is placed into the position of permanent journalists, while the viewers must keep on switching to get the message. Thus, the period of reception is given an active interpretation. Waste has always been a pure object. One promising consequence of the silly urge to consolidate collected data into an end product screaming for a cool design is that all it does is attract more waste. Nobody needs to read the magazines, because everybody knows what graphic programs they were made with. But that which loses its meaning regains its secret. Obsolete media have succesfully restored their silence. By nature, data evoke suspicions that they are not alone. They are always found in groups. Data may operate but cannot be received as such. Every single bit of data counts; data never lose their obstinate character. One cannot simply adress data, one must know which language to speak. To look at data is to objectify them - as waste. Topical media are media in progress. No longer able to produce instant documents, they roam the regions of raw material forever. At present, the avant-gardes of hard info study the next phase, in which the redundancy of end products will go without saying. They frantically test the data-vacuum cleaners developed in their own laboratories. The collection, attraction, gathering, tapping, clipping, copying, categorizing, storing, restructuring and, above all, saving of data is their life fulfillment. In perfect keeping with sovereign media, they no longer require an audience to tackle their chosen subject. They are more and more amazed at the inexhaustibility of their data sources. Like traditional computerized societies, they perform a ritual to exorcize the social data surplus. But this anthropological approach to archaic modes of reconciliation ignores the fact that the problem of waste concerns all of society. There is a great danger of the amount of data exceeding its critical limit and exploding. A handful of priests wielding their data-vacuum cleaners can do little to avert the threat of crucial data carriers going up in flames: The incident as event. Even the miniaturization of data storage cannot prevent the impending overload, but merely contributes to its amplification. Compressed nanodata are still objects, with all the power to strike back. Just like material waste, data can only be relocated, not destroyed. The ecological answer consists of data prevention ("Prevention is better than storage"). But this magic formula inevitably creates Gulag-style media-free zones and an educational censorship to erase data-intensive periods from history, for example. These solutions are as conceivable as they are outdated. Only the strategy of data recycling - to compost information as the manure for fresh events and phenomena so that they in turn may revolve through the wheel of mythical history as data - offers some hope of an effective reduction of immanent data accretion. Incorrect Media "Conceivably, the departing train will carry only a few passengers - just the ones who made it in time. But perhaps most of them prefer to miss it, because they find the railway station more pleasant, more comfortable, more intimate than the journey." - Ernst Jünger Incorrect media are found to have defected to the enemy. They prescribe set courses, forcing our protracted stay on a single channel. They're nondemocratic in that they prohibit independent rambles through the mediascape. They demand absolute reception. People who get on halfway down the line are quickly rejected, often resulting in a grudge held for life. Incorrect media ignore the immediate availability that characterizes accessible society, giving rise to suspicion concerning the intentions that preceded reproduction. But no positive response is forthcoming. Incorrect media refuse to discuss the discomfort they cause; they're masters of concealment when it comes to hidden agendas. Behind these media lurks a world which is continually copied through the successive stages of the technological era, but is never brought to light. There exists a terrible suspicion that these media not only contain but have long since analyzed technological consciousness, while the innocent observer is still trying to come to terms with it. Contemporary media are always on. So, by definition, the program has been running for a long time before we come in. We are visitors in a world that will keep transmitting with or without us. Loyal media keep resetting, explaining their function and usage every half hour. But with incorrect media, the point of entry - our possible point of initiation - is nowhere to be found. If we'd understood what they were about, their complexity might have been acceptable. If we begin at their moment of conception, with much study, we might still grasp their deeper knowledge. But we are so far in arrears and have so little time, there can be no question of catching up. The walls that have been erected can only hide the secrets of some evil genius. But the subject behind this medium demonstrates no tyrannical urge to control the democratic media. It guards a spiritual treasure, and refuses to share it with us. Then why does it share our reproductive impulses? Is it the agent of extramedial forces, a sorcerer perhaps? Whatever caused this work to appear in the first place? The modern phenomenon of the introductory chapter cannot come to grips with incorrect media. This is where all education fails. Incorrect media annoy us because they appear either too soon or too late. Too small to offer an alternative, they're too big to be ignored. They force themselves on us like some mysterious oeuvre or magnum opus. Their potential is enormous, but never finds room to unfold. Their works remain miserably limited to a circle of adept initiates. They contain possible solutions or events that never took place or may offer relief tomorrow. They're manuals to the wrong universe. Incorrect media carefully distinguish between themselves and transmitters of the wrong information. The latter rest assured of their animated interaction with the medial environment. Once they make their dubious statement, communication can commence. The miscue fuels public discourse. Misguided content is not an attack on those who think differently; it is an application for membership in the media sphere. Prior to coming out as renegades, the incorrect could still speak freely in the cozy premedial climate. Generation after generation, on street corners, in coffeehouses and in pubs, the disaffected have vented their unpopular views on religion, revolution and race. But once they enter the media, all fuses blow. Collaboration in the age of technological reproduction: Let the shit hit the fan, the microphones are wide open. For a moment, a lack of opinions seems averted, as the nation turns to face the question of media collaboration. Now the opinion leaders and their info brokers face the task of swiftly eliminating the threat of all those personal opinions by making them the subject of public debate. Attempts to establish communication with the impervious incorrect media commonly use the trick of pointing out the dubious statements they contain. This is based on the presumption that all writers and artists are collaborators, except those who haven't had the chance yet. The further we are removed from the twentieth century, the more obvious it becomes that the era has known nothing but traitors. Those who did nothing should have gotten involved; the ones who did should have shut up. Refugees should have stayed put; the people who stayed home should have scrammed. Artists should have explored the nature of technology; technologists should have left art well alone. Communists should have manipulated sexual desire; Fascists should have looked towards the other. Democrats should have woken up; the rich should have looked beyond their class interests. The colonies should have been liberated sooner so blacks would have stayed in their homelands. The Reformed, Catholics, and Protestants shouldn't have bitched, since they all turned Christian Democrat anyway. Instead of allowing its non-normative abuse, science should have founded a world government of experts to solve problems, of which the century saw plenty. The ones who caused them were given free play, while the little rational intellect that remained sat morosely aside. What on earth did those twentieth-century folks do with all the energy and resources they wasted? Incorrect media are never of this age. Untimeliness is their central feature. Attempts to extract anything from them might prove fatal. It's when the makers of incorrect media try to put their ideas into practice that things really get out of hand. The art of incorrect thinking is to ignore any invitations by the Zeitgeist. It takes a lot of alertness and flexibility to be consistently off the mark. Means to this end are polemical silence or radical naiveté, undeterring perseverance on one's own set course (even if it intersects with modernity), ruthless negativism or willful amnesia, thinking modernity through to its most radical conclusions, carefree escapism into history or a touristic self-image, an alienating view of personal screw-ups or an anthropological approach to local rituals, regular contact with extraterrestrials, spurious use of philosophies and women's magazines, mixing up lines of incompatible thought, and incoming phone calls - you always get called. Incorrect media are never springboards; they are ladders ascending to black holes. They painfully transcend their condition of being always in the right. Up there, the view of the moral landscape fascinates. All is seen, and none of it is of any use. This experience is what incorrect media are all about. Old Media Old media are back in force. Authenticists claim they have rediscovered the tools to call forth the spirit from matter once more: delicate shades of grey that flow from a pencil, the relief conjured up by oil paint, the magic of decaying nitrate films, the perennial eloquence of world literature, the astonishing relevance of ancient symbols, the sheer beauty of Bakelite phones, the elasticity of organic textiles, the ultimate poetry of typewriters, the stained-glass window's magical display of interweaving light rays. All these techniques are thought to inform us about the true nature of human life, pointing to the emptiness of the modern media world. The old tools are thought to lead us back to a universe that predates industrial media, a place where sense still made sense. In this Golden Age, in which consciousness had not yet been eroded by the blur of images or the cacaphony of radio and people still awoke each day to tune in to their cultures, pure reception observed a world of vivid forms and acoustic space was filled by the song and warble of birds (by all means worthy of rerecording). In this primeval era, there was still ample room for the message to contain secrets, not interpretations. Although contact with the gods had been lost after Homer, one could still profess faith in the deceased geniuses as a longing for the most ancient of media. Furthermore, there remained the possible miracle of spirit merging with matter to produce the perfect work of art. To be misunderstood by one's contemporaries was not a case of failed marketing strategies or of malafide agents taking the loot, but a quintessential feature of genius. One could still be unrecognized instead of just uninteresting. Today Manhattan harbors 100,000 painters, more than the entire globe had back then. In those days, there was still room for artisanship, for masters and apprentices, lunatic rulers dishing out ducats, bishops requesting new opuses by the week. Flourishing cultures produced masterpieces, masterpieces caused cultures to flourish; who wouldn't like to set their time machines for such space-time coordinates? The authentic artist's charge against pulp culture is that civilization gets the art it deserves. Artists who exploit this state of affairs are celebrated as enlightened thinkers. Authenticists with an ironic understanding of contemporary profundities transform their cultural discomfort into works of artisanal banality, and are liberally rewarded for their efforts by investors. Others use their authentic reappraisal of outdated techniques as a sales technique. Their convincing presentations offer welcome relief from the collection of postmodern curiosities, which owes its existence to overinterpretation. The most inaccessible regions of the sublime have been democratized, yet our artists succeed in reactivating an exalted remainder. Deconstructed fragments are spontaneously shattered in their hands, revealing a landscape of true images. All those French reflections on language, signs, simulations, fractal power, result in the conservation of forgotten or lost destinies as truth and labor. Old media are not aware of their purity. They are here to stay. Once the media, always the media. Ornate instruments have no quarrel with wax cylinders or CDs. It would be more consistent of the authentic performers if they would render their historical timbre only within the old medium of the parlor, and tried to convince us that microphones cause their viola da gambas and hammer dulcimers to go out of tune. Even if medial disruption of the instruments could be scientifically proven, and this knowledge converted into a truly authentic sound, the essence of the thing would never penetrate the ear molded to media. Even authentic art performances cannot exist without recording and reproduction. The old-music circles lack the will to dissociate themselves from the media. Since contemporary concert halls no longer regulate admission (unlike European squatter's bars, which have banned recording equipment), they are deprived of premedial ambiance. By reproducing ancient charisma through state-of-the-art techniques, the authenticists automatically end up as folklorists; the end point of all culture, the repository of old media, out of which they can celebrate their comeback in the new. By nature, media seek to associate with their peers. Old media will not be forced back into a historical village, like cute old handicrafts, wielding the same brief power of nostalgia as a spinning wheel in action. The old media are as intoxicating and empty as the new playthings. Their age is no guarantee of wisdom. Nor can we accuse the old media of dull or demented behavior. Their chronicling continues; they perceive with the one sense to which they have been doomed. With a little exercise, old media may serve us just fine, amidst all the contemporary telematic machinery. The hybrid character of media means that anything can be linked to anything. In posthistory, the opposite is equally true. The cinema has always shown great interest in the dressed-up past. Visconti's extras were not just required to wear original attire; he forced them to wear corresponding underwear, supposedly conducive to the old ways of moving. Likewise, Stanley Kubrick thought it necessary to shoot "Barry Lyndon" using late eighteenth-century candlelight, for which he had to develop a special kind of highly sensitive film. Techno artists also exhibit a persistent urge to prove they can make real music on stage. The latest trend is movie adaptations of computer games. Soundtracks often far exceed actual movie popularity, and may even lead to the rerelease of pictures that were otherwise complete failures. Any major picture worth its salt appears as a novel soon after. Due to overwhelming response, the video clip is now available on compact disc. Now all we have to wait for is a video game adaptation of Rilke's "Neue Gedichte." Have you read "Cyberspace: The Manual" yet? To say that interactive CDs are making world literature more accessible is stating the obvious. Great literature has always been interactive. Only those who failed to comprehend it ever thought of it in terms of CD-ROM. This memory-only attitude considers the past a closed area, inaccessible to data input. Things only get going once media are falsely hooked up. Only misconnections can produce sparks. Old media should be treated as RAM and accessed at random. Data processing is unthinkable without the use of old media. They supply the materials to be processed. Computer peripherals are meant to absorb this material. There's a whole world waiting to be scanned. Only when the computer world has liberated itself of all its peripheral equipment, and the central processing unit functions autonomously, will the status of old media ever change. Only then will the computer create an intractable data world in which the human archive has been fully assimilated. At present, integrated circuits still need TV screens to communicate progress, and printouts on their performance are still available. Only when computers refuse to tell us what data manipulations have been carried out will they have become a pure metamedium. The possibility informs fears about the artificial intelligence of neural networks. The question remains, however, to what extent the recording frenzy that underlies the construction of this giga-databank can ever be exhausted. The ideal of a comprehensive archive dates back to the eighteenth century at least. The twentieth century needed a world war to keep up with the pace of worldly dynamics in an open archive. War was the ideal condition for the brutal introduction of revolutionary recording techniques. But we do not have to follow this military storage strategy in order to maintain the status quo. The old media archives may continue to exist (or perish) freely, unabsorbed by cyberspace. A more subtle option is to have the media do as they please, forming multirational links as they see fit in a "personal network" of old and new media, not necessarily interlacing but possibly compatible. The user as a disturbance variable occasionally interferes with the sublime operations of the autonomous matrix. Only technocrats dream of perfectly integrated media systems, of ISDN as the generator of absolute transparence. Deficient conversion techniques guarantee that the mystery of technology will remain, even for the most brilliant of cybernauts. Malfunction is their only food for thought. It's when the control panel flares red that the console prankster comes to life. Total Media "To hear more and to see more is to shorten one's life." - Luis de Gongora As long as the extramedial exists, the media cannot be total. Even if we take the technological trends of multimedia, telepresence and interactivity to their logical conclusions and beyond, there will always remain doubt that not all ground has been covered. There have always been items that didn't make the news, consumers who accidentally switched off, unused takes, near-data, one-way recording devices trained on the wrong side at the critical moment, leaky ideological grids. The Gulf War not only taught us that media can control an event on all fronts, it also brought us Hussein's Law: One can always remain invisible. Even if satellites confine one's freedom of movement to a twelve-inch margin, it is still possible to find adequate media camouflage. The nice thing about operations like Desert Storm is that the concentration of extensions on a single focus creates a proportionate medial cast shadow. Thus, antiwar actions are allotted their own Temporary Autonomous Zones (Hakim Bey) where they are free to discover their own trajectories, unhampered by the obligation to be unequivocal and without the make-up of images. Saddam Hussein's gift to the West was the joyful experience of a few weeks in the background, out of sight of the media. The mobilized medials fought their New World War still influenced by the global philosophy of the eighties, namely, that the whole world must be fed the same images. They ignored local developments, as they were ruthlessly made to understand during the subsequent massacres in Yugoslavia where the media didn't stand a chance. As the planet disintegrates and local populations become obsessed with their defrosting forebears and the genius of their locale, the media get the uncomfortable sensation that they're just going over the same old show. Ever since man first set foot on the moon, all their resources have gone to lending credibility to the slogan, "The sun is always rising somewhere." But consumer confidence in the 24-hour marketplace is now dwindling. The nonsense attitude of the nineties calls for a different appreciation of media, in which a local omnipresence is to guarantee that the brilliant transience of instances gets celebrated only in front of one, two, many cameras. The irresistible inertia of being shatters the one eye of God. The severity of classical universal themes such as the ozone layer, greenhouse effect, AIDS, refugees, drugs, recession, the Mafia, and the communist legacy is intended to suck up the user into the media. The viewers' attention fuels the media engine. Still, it is in permanent conflict with the twentieth-century yen for touristic experience. Whereas media demand absolute participation, the tourist's desire is to break out completely for a while. This oppositional constellation not only feeds the medial discomfort about John or Jane Doe, it also induces media resentment of their incredulous masses. Material media are no more than technological switches. Short-lived extramedial islands will always arise within the networks. God's great asset was his immateriality, his power always to be everywhere and to interfere even with the most local of events, down to the congregational conscience. The question of attitude is to be appreciated as a contemporary sacralization; it shares with the historical religions their aspect of immanence. If the media are to keep their sources of public devotion from becoming exhausted, they will have to move hearts and souls. Total media rule by physical absence; they owe their existence to the collective sensation that everybody is always in the picture. Theme parks represent the educational project that promotes this mentality. Here, touristic desire is eroded from within. The project carried out by total media is to recreate the outside world according to its immaculate image, such as only the media can present it (after the necessary information adjustments). No matter how sublime the upgrading of European inner cities, some human excrement always remains on screen. The profound disappointment with the image pollution that is inseparable from classical reality demands a mecha-approach of superhuman proportions. The theme park not only summarizes a given culture, it demands that the surrounding nonpark follow its example. Once outside the gates, the visitor is expected to read the old surroundings as a precursor to true civilization as solidified behind the counter. Second-rate reality is redefined as the input supplier of total media. "Do you want a total world peace?" There's no need for Americans to explore the States or their illustrious history anymore; they've been exhaustively covered in the Disney-Galaxy. Europeans don't have to cross the ocean to study the imaginary aspect of the New World. In Paris, Eurodisney offers Baudrillard all the excitement of "indomitable vigor" and "orgiastic elasticity" he can handle. Instead of the original, the Japanese prefer to stay in a 1:1 copy of the Dutch "Huis ten Bosch" or in the Deutsche Märchenstadt, Hokkaido. In this age of frenzied stagnation, there is no longer a need for corporeal confrontations with the uncomfortable world. No more notorious pickpockets, grumpy waiters, sagging hotel beds, 24-hour strikes, jet lag, or dingy restaurants. The enterprising home entrepreneur is delivered from all ecological and antropological guilt. The disturbing and oppressive sensation of being an outsider is replaced by the comfortable feeling of having truly understood a foreign civilization. Aboriginals elsewhere seem unable to value their own cultures nowadays, what with their noisy mopeds, garish souvenirs, ghetto blasters, public drunkenness, and unrestricted demolition schemes that amount to crimes against humanity. The tourist industry crisis generated by this new trend will be parried by the managers of State and Capital with relentless representational frenzy. The exclusive mechanism of this plot against the unreasonable nations is obvious. All nations will demand a park of their own, to be located on the rich nations' territory on the principle that you "get it where the money is." With development aid withdrawn, national debts frozen, and the abandoned territories having lost their exotic charm forever owing to desertification, overpopulation, civil war and epidemics, the wretched of the earth now turn to us. While the depraved dress up as refugees and try their hardest to hide their origins with false identity papers, the elites opt for safe cash flows and open so-called "reality parks" to further exploit their indigenous cultures over here. Visit Euro Machu Picchu Park near Cologne for the ultimate Peruvian experience. After forming a vigilante committee using handmade wooden rifles and meeting with liberation theologists and professional revolutionaries, you will camp outside in the freezing cold, but not until after you've seen Los Incas perform at Lambada Discotheque, of course. Witness an authentic skirmish between drunken Sendero guerrillas and the cocaine mafia over conflicting participation interests. Get struck by cholera after eating potatoes in the street; you may even get cured by an elderly Aztec herbalist. In our simulation area, witness the lack of oxygen at 13,200 feet or a case of severe air pollution; after, make a human sacrifice on top of an old Inca pyramid. Of course you won't leave without attending our make-your-own-panpipes course in Von Däniken Parlor, or a bribery workshop. To top off our three-day, all-inclusive stay, you get to participate in a real coup d'état. This park is the dream of nations! Disneyland is mere fantasy; there is so much more to enjoy. Take "Tiranacitta," Tuscany's Albanian Park, built with Italian assistance, or the Zairean park constructed south of Brussels at a cost of 600 million Belgian francs. For a change, visit theme park Katastrophia, a 1:1 replica of the twentieth century. With parks popping up everywhere, the demand for global information is swiftly dwindling. Why take in information, when the real experience is readily at hand? That is the question the twenty-first century will have to face. "More speed means less time for boredom." It remains to be seen whether the extramedial will succeed in motivating coming generations of troubleshooters to spoil the positive ambience that reigns within the ramparts of total media. Intelligent Media "ITV will let you massage the medium AND the message." - Mike Saenz & Michael Synergy The medium of the media has been universally installed and has successfully completed its stage of acceptation. The final reaches of satellite orbits are being colonized, and intramedial growth occurs exclusively within the channel package. But on reaching their adult phase, the media already face a mid-life crisis. From the beginning, the couch potato's passive indifference has been acknowledged and radically reversed through the acceleration of images and the generation of participation, the sense of oneness with the medium. The media fear that this indifference will spread like an epidemic and lead to inscrutable situations in tomorrow's boundless world. In accordance with the old-fashioned notion of marketing, the answer consists of maximum product differentiation to keep every niche in the market involved: the Stalinist channel for elderly communists, Toddler TV, pet television for free-range pigs, etc., and all of them twenty-four hours a day, of course. But this offers no solution to the far greater threat of a massive defection to reality. The increasing urge to make a little history of your own on a hobbyist/touristic level other than work represents a conscious effort to place the media in the shadow of the event. For an instant, people have no time for the media. The generators of experience skillfully refer the media to the worn-out historical symbols that belong to the visual repertory of the mediatists and tend to suggest that something is about to happen. Through these media traps, the busy daytrippers clear their own field to instigate the right thing somewhere else. In the museological cities of the West, this has produced a company of handiworkers: the antimedial movement, which puts an end to all connections inspired by the slogan, "Smash up a medium for breakfast." Through actions of disappearance it creates local and temporary media-free spaces, to the point of terrorism with its own harmless anti-satellite laserguns. It represents the ultimate secret movement, because it is carefully kept out of the news and only makes itself heard as interference and sabotage. It claims every event that does not make the media as a victory and leaks them to the whole extramedial circuit it identifies with. Stirred up by this violence, along with the alarming increase of public indifference and fragmentation of the ratings, the attitude police will have no option but to initiate a broad public debate on the future of the media. Meanwhile the media lobby, impatient of the final outcome, has already begun R&D of the inevitable answer: The intelligent media. Whereas interactive media take the point of view of the subject and render reality obsolete, intelligent media (IM) take the point of view of the object and would like to determine what happens in front of the screen. The fragmentation of viewing behavior during the previous, rigid media age was a result of remote control. Television producers either ignored the practice of zapping altogether, or tried to prevent it by compiling even catchier programs or simultaneously broadcasting different versions of the same story on various channels. Moreover, the media spread out the diversified package during the day, a relic from the juvenile phase when the nation still used to watch a single channel all through the evening. Now that the ratings lose their commercial value due to endless switching, attention shifts to the registration of channel time - the number of minutes the user spends on a given channel. This is accomplished by introducing an extra chip into the remote control. Digital IM go one step further. They receive permanent viewing behavior feedback and establish certain threshold values above which the product reaches the screen unaltered. If average channel time threatens to drop below such levels, the IM conduct subliminal testing to find out what programmatic elements need to be introduced or altered (news, sex, personalities, setting, dialogue, music, colour). Producers merely deliver potential programs; the chances of integrated screenings of old blockbusters are minimal. Competing channels are constantly scanned for more attractive bits. The classic sequential edit of sound and image has been replaced by the central computer's synchronized mix. Contributions are judged according to the discreetness of the applied manipulations. If, in spite of it all, attention drops to a minimum, we imperceptibly slip to a completely different program segment. Fragmentation will remain, if only because public taste is an erratic affair, and there are early adopters and followers. But from being a threat, it has become a first condition of existence. Still, IM cannot remove the disaffection for the media. Intelligent media lead to a universal relativity of information. Uninteresting news items gradually take on a different content. The fellowship of true democrats freaks out and demands an alternative to save information from its destruction, strengthened by the outcome of its broad media debate. Since the TV image of the last of the politicians is increasingly dependent on the media, they are out for revenge. Because with their state-monopoly broadcasting systems they are in no position to compete with the dynamic media, they come up with reasonable proposals. They suggest showing a logo as a warranty of reality in the upper left corner of the screen. IM, who will never agree to this, compensate by releasing specified zones where the community can set up its own media-passive reality districts. At the same time, these are meant to split the antimedial movement into a radical wing and a faction willing to negotiate. The democrats proceed by saying that healthy social conduct depends on a media diet. Some patients will have to decrease their intake, others increase it. IM are required to build in an ecological principle: if the number of viewers drops below an absolute minimum, the channel must switch off; if it rises too high, the information level must be increased to establish the proper infotainment balance. At first, channels may be cancelled for a day or a week, but for the IM tycoons it is far more attractive to shut them down for good, because this makes viewing far more exciting and thus increases the channel time of the worst stations. Besides, media politics demands that the excess of redundant information be controlled so that the essential may be brought back to the historical surface. Again, IM can make no promises because, after all, information is just noise. The proposal to sidetrack politics to a channel of its own is rejected because it wouldn't last for a week. Democrats will always remain an intolerant minority in an utterly democratized media order. But these ecological restrictions will in turn be used by IM to legitimize their permanent control of media use, and consequently of every movement that takes place within range of the sensors. The common denominator remains that there has to be media participation at all costs. The intelligent response to IM is given by the IM themselves: PTV. Personal television does not depend exclusively on material offered by IM for its visual intake, but uses sovereign images to produce its own samples and remixes. PTV lifts the video game from its infant stage and offers a central visual pool to the interactivist. Besides file footage and latest reports, one gains unlimited access to scenes from security cameras, satellites, camcorder clubs and survival treks. Naturally, participants immediately relay their personal versions of events to the pool for further processing by others. Thus, these do-it-yourself media are to save the ideology of creativity. The only viable media survival strategy is to stay more interesting than reality at all times. PTV is an attempt to replace the individual bid for history with a final techno fix. With PTV, the media enter their third life stage. But reality cannot be locked away in a park as a tourist attraction forever: it will always lurk around, ready to jump any media maker sooner or later. The extramedial circuit is already among us, but stays out of reach of touristic experience because it refuses to give the game away. It quietly awaits the death of the media. Probing McLuhan "Properly, we shd. read for power. Man reading shd. be man intensely alive. The book shd. be a ball of light in one's hand." - Ezra Pound The opening up of the new paradigm of media theory took place in a literary milieu at the beginning of the Cold War. In the 1930's Marshall McLuhan became aware that literature should not be appreciated on its aesthetic merits, but that it was to be understood as a scientific method. The analysis of poetry and prose according to the principle of "practical criticism" focused on the link between their social consequences and stylistic features. In the 1940's McLuhan applied his insights to written advertisements, expecting that future audiences would find these more interesting than the literature produced by his contemporaries. According to Robert Anton Wilson, the "most important idea ever presented by McLuhan" can be found on the first pages of "The Mechanical Bride," McLuhan's 1951 debut. These are dedicated to the collage aspect of The New York Times' front page, which McLuhan calls "a collective work of art." Newspapers are a "daily 'book' of industrial man, an Arabian Night's Entertainment." McLuhan defends the use of discontinuity as a basic concept against his contemporary critics, who saw incoherence as irrationality. "To the alerted eye, the front page of a newspaper is a superficial chaos which can lead the mind to attend to cosmic harmonies of a very high order." But people remain unaware of the newspaper page's rich symbolism. "Industrial man is not unlike the turtle that is quite blind to the beauty of the shell which it has grown on his back." It is only several decades later, after the historical view gains depth of field, that we discover the beauty in advertisements, book covers, jukeboxes, the 1949 Buick Roadmaster with Dynaflow Drive, the comics in "Crime Does Not Pay" ("More than 6,000,000 readers monthly!"), the careless but equally helpless "Men of Distinction" sporting their "rare, smooth, mellow, blended Lord Calvert Whiskey," or the August 1947 Reader's Digest table of contents ("Marriage Control: A New Answer to Divorce," "What Price Socialism?," "Laughter, the Best Medicine"). "The Mechanical Bride" consists of crossovers between Blondie, Superman, Coca-Cola ("a kind of rabbit's foot"), Emily Post, Tarzan (an amalgam of noble savage and aristocratic detective), and horse operas, with John Wayne at one end and Margaret Mead, Sigfried Giedion, Le Corbusier, Gertrude Stein, Wyndham Lewis, Toynbee and Kinsey at the other. McLuhan is the one-liner's philosopher. Eventually, this worked to his disadvantage, because hordes of people never progressed much beyond stammering the slogan, "The medium is the message." "Have you had your literary hypodermic today?" Most of the slogans are questions: "How much behaviorism is needed to make a big mental proletariat behave?" In the "How to iron shirts without hating your husband" department, he wonders "if there is any known gadget for controlling a rampant Know-How." "In the beginning was montage"; "How often do you change your mind, your politics, your clothes?"; "Superman or subman?"; "You little culture vulture, you!" Finally, in the "Understanding America" section, he remarks: "Don't run but look again, Reader. Find the Mechanical Bride." Simultaneously with the publication of "The Mechanical Bride," his book on advertising, television was introduced and he was forced to admit that he had written a review of a historical era, rather than a critique of his own age. He decided he could only keep up with technological advancement by treating the "communications media" as a scientific method, much the same way he had done with literature. Art, to McLuhan, was an "early warning system"; he defined art briskly as a powerful style with powerful results ("Literature is news that STAYS news" - Pound). The technique of, say, Eliot or Joyce was to use the old medium of the written word as though it were already part of the new electronic age. The accelerated circuits made possible by electricity opened up a new environment to humanity, which till now had been caught in typographic settings. In the eyes of McLuhan, art consisted of "special artefacts for enhancing human perception." Like human antennae, artists were in the best position to develop an insight into the impact of technology and the media because they allowed for and tested its effects in their own literary styles. The function of art was to make humanity realize the psychological and social consequences of technological advancements. "Joyce is, in Finnegans Wake, making his own Altamira cave drawings of the entire history of the human mind, in terms of its basic gestures and postures during all phases of human culture and technology. Joyce could see no advantage in our remaining locked up in each cultural circle as in a trance or dream. He discovered the means of living simultaneously in all cultural modes while quite conscious." In 1953, in his article "Culture without Literacy," McLuhan for the first time summarizes Western history in terms of media. In it, he also introduces historical tripartition, which he will elaborate on and diversify in all of his later works. The first stage he terms that of "preliterate man," who lived without a script in an acoustic environment that had no set points of reference. Preliterate man was completely and universally connected to his surroundings, in a mythological and unfragmented world. He translated his entire body into outward form: that of a ship, a home, or a roller ("the Incas did not know the wheel"). The second stage is that of "literate man," who connected to the surrounding world by renouncing certain bodily functions, which were transferred to technological devices. The spoken word represented the first fragmentary guideline in acoustic space. Next came written/printed language, which visualized acoustic space ("an eye for an ear"). The act of joining sentences produced linear logic, which came to its own in the book, filled with linear lines. McLuhan considers the book an extension of the eye, while all the printed works in the world together make up the comprehensive milieu of the "Gutenberg galaxy." The distance between man and the world expanded as more of his bodily functions were emancipated as tools. The third stage is the present one, that of electrical/electronic man, "manthefactfinder," who, like the man in stage one, is without script and externalizes and amputates his very being: The information network is his nervous system. He has regained a mythical understanding of the world; he has once more become tribal, all involved; and he does not require sequenced fragments in order to feel that he knows what he's doing. Man connected to electronic media is in a new acoustic space, where he is bombarded by signals. With this first and tentative proposition, McLuhan opened up the field of media theory. From then on, his own way of writing would enable him to remain enthusiastic regarding the effects of modern media. "Nothing ever printed is as important as the medium of print." There followed one book after another. As for media theory itself, McLuhan's universe is all it needs to fathom every artistic and technological revolution. Media theory is a Theory of Everything. As the medial terrain is by definition interminable, McLuhan prefers to step right in the middle of it. "There is no longer a single item that is not interesting." Media theory is a way of looking at the universal data archives with pleasure, without having to doggedly chase after some idea of an overview: What you see is what you get. Thus, McLuhan stumbles from one brilliant insight to the next. Since everything is related to everything, the important thing is to construct one's own quotation-magnet which, as a strange attractor, will cause the right sort of bifurcation on every occasion. Media theory establishes a temporary local center of global civilization in the form of an obscure collection of points. Now, take your scissors and cut out all the texts featuring pine trees, Doberman pinschers, formica tables, Inuit, tobacco, Stevenson and war babies. Combine these with a selected number of favorite authors, and presto: your very own full-fledged theory, something millenia to come will be able to sink their teeth into. "Media are artificial extensions of sensory existence. Language was the first outering of the central nervous system. In language we put all of ourselves outside. Then we retracted and began to hedge our bets by putting out single senses like wheel (feet), hammer (fist), knife (teeth- nail), drum (ear), writing (eye). But when an organ goes out, it goes numb. The central nervous system has gone numb, for survival, i.e., we enter the age of the unconscious with electronics, and consciousness with shifts into the physical organs, even in the body politic. There is a great stepping up of physical awareness and a big drop in mental awareness when the central nervous system goes outward. The one area which is numb and unconscious is the area which receives the impact." Organs moved out of man and into the world as technological devices go numb within man himself. Through this defensive reaction, the individual prevents the amputated organ within from being crushed by the onslaught of impressions suddenly released upon it. "Each extension alters both private and corporate images, creating great pain and alienation." Every new technology is a medium that topples man's former world view. Everything is changed in relation to the central nervous system's new technological possibilities. In this sense, media are new art forms: They enable new modes of perception. This led McLuhan to formulate his set of media definitions: "All media are fragments of ourselves extended into the public domain"; "A new medium is like the trumpet at the battle of Jericho"; "The new media are not bridges between man and nature, they are nature"; "Any understanding of social and cultural change is impossible without a knowledge of the way media work as environments." "Europeans cannot master the new powers of technology because they take themselves too seriously and too sentimentally. Europeans cannot imagine the Earth City. They have occupied old city spaces too long to be able to sense the new spaces created by the new media." Media can be understood in their relation to the body, private or social. That is, not in terms of the transfer of messages but from an ecological perspective: they create a new environment. To McLuhan, the question was "how the medium affects the person, not how people affect media." The introduction of new media exposes the environment which would otherwise remain "virtually invisible and unnoticeable, subliminal." The environment exposes its characteristics during the transition from one medium to the next. The only one capable of perceiving environments is the artist who connects an old medium to a new environment: Joyce's stream of consciousness was already television. Art, like a sense of humor, is "anti-environmental": both liberate man momentarily from an invulnerable environment that imposes its restrictions as a matter of course. And that is precisely the point. "Professionalism is environmental. Amateurism is anti-environmental. Professionalism merges the individual into patterns of total environment. Amateurism seeks the development of the total awareness of the individual and the critical awareness of the groundrules of society. The amateur can afford to lose." Media theory will be critical or not at all. "The children of technological man respond with untaught delight to the poetry of trains, ships, planes, and to the beauty of machine products. In the school room officialdom suppresses all their natural experience; children are divorced from their culture. They are not permitted to approach the traditional heritage of mankind through the door of technological awareness; this only possible door for them is slammed in their faces." McLuhan labeled the methodical part of his scientific method "pattern recognition." Typographical man, in need of chronological accounts and argumentation to understand certain processes, has been succeeded in the electronic age by enthusiastic youth whose thinking no longer follows trajectories such as "in for a penny, in for a pound." Homo electricus follows a nonlinear logic which seeks to grasp the pattern in a series of facts and events. Instead of shifting from one fragment to another, processes are now seen to be an aggregate of imperative combinations, links, collisions, repetitions, intersections, and manifestations. Pattern recognition is like that of preliterate man: mythical, tribal, all-involving. It is based on trial and rejection and yet more experimenting, rather than de- and induction. "Suspended judgment," in short - don't start all over, but consider the possible outcome instead. Until the nineteenth century, to discover meant to discover things. Nowadays, one discovers methods. Once the method has been found, there follows a series of inventions. "The method of invention is simply to begin with the solution of the problem." McLuhan, like Elias Canetti, wrote satirical theory. He described his texts as "observation minus ideas": Deduct your moral judgments from your insights and look again with what's left; ideas are sure to follow. "I grope, I listen, I test, I accept and discard; I try out different sequences - until the tumblers fall and the doors spring open." The word used by McLuhan to sum up his intellectual activities was "probe." "My work is designed for the pragmatic purpose of trying to understand our technological environment and its psychic and social consequences. But my books constitute the process rather than the completed product of discovery; my purpose is to employ facts as tentative probes, as means of insight, of pattern recognition ... I want to map new terrain rather then chart old landmarks. I'm trying to get my audience involved in perceptions. I expect my readers to do more work than I did. I am offering opportunities, roles of initiative." Whenever McLuhan got hold of a book, the first thing he did was to read page 69. If it managed to raise his attention he would continue by reading all the left pages. This way he hoped to avoid the redundancy in books. He took an "Evelyn Wood reading dynamics" course in speed-reading. This, he said, "revealed patterns, not data". Applied to writing, this library surfing provided a "redundant scattering of samples," a "wholesale use of quotations" - a mosaic. Which is exactly what McLuhan's books are: "Clear prose indicates the absence of thought." Time and again, McLuhan succeeds in reducing the patterns he discovers to a single brilliant slogan, so admired by him in advertisements and poetry, to mythical formulae, the somersault by which thinking suddenly breaks to a new level of insights (as he himself had experienced while working on "Culture without Literacy"). "Forcing thoughts into abrupt interface with each other." Media-conscious poets and ad makers try first of all to cause a reaction in their audience. Both work according to the brainstorm method, "serendipity through association." Advertising slogans are haiku, and the aphorism's modern equivalent is the headline. McLuhan's gay science aims to beat the media men at their own game, by inciting his readers to stop ignoring the environment which commands their lives in every detail without them ever realizing it. Time and again, he stresses that "literacy [was] a brief phase," that literacy belongs to the Gutenberg galaxy, but that we are now "beyond Jupiter." We are free to treat literary texts as casually as we are to take advertising texts seriously. Every "breakdown is a breakthrough." By leaving the past behind, we enter the present, where we can begin to charter the unknown, the "hidden dimension," so obviously close it remains invisible. "I predict only what has already happened. Anyone who truly perceives the present can also see the future, since all possible futures are contained in the present." Media theory is not looking for feedback, it's looking for feedforward. The present is a network of past analogies; the past is a toolbox open for plunder by those who wish to think further. Burglarize all the books in the Gutenberg nebula if you will; don't stop to wonder whether the present "tribal situation" is better or worse than the (il)literacy of past generations. "Help beautify junkyards - throw something lovely away every day." The secret rule of media theory discovered by McLuhan was the capacity to write with enthusiasm about everything one opposes. "Blast the Canadian beaver - apt symbol of our dammed-up creativity. Bless culture shock as dislocation of mind into meaning." Historical data are no more than material in which patterns may be discerned; they do not provide imperative conclusions concerning the question, "What to do?". In the network of the media, we are past such linearity. According to McLuhan, one had to proceed with utmost caution when dealing with the media; therefore, one must understand media. The only chance of disarming the media was - and is - to understand their laws. After extensive investigations, McLuhan had discovered four media laws and could find no more. He pictured them in the shape of a tetrad. All media cause four simultaneous processes: a medium enhances a given human function, restores lost practices, renders still others obsolete, and turns into a new function itself. McLuhan places this quadruplicity within a graphic image: a circle surrounding a cross, with each of the four parts of the circle representing one of the media laws. Thus, for example, the pipe as a "human artefact" enhances "group participation via environmental smell," brings back the "contemplative inner trip," renders the "individual nervous haste" outmoded, and may turn into the "solitary smoker; need for consideration of audience." In his series of "simple quadruplets" we find liquor, brothel, cigarette, mass, medicine, hermeneutics, high-rise buildings, kinetic space, microphone/PA system, perspective painting, refrigerator, semiotics, tactile space and xeroxes. Amidst these quadruple condensations, the page still has plenty of room left for brilliant ideas and quotes. All of this can be found in "Understanding Media"'s successor, "Laws of Media," published by McLuhan's son Eric in 1988. We now move to the higher tetrads. Here we find Aristotelian causality, cubism, the clock, the law of the jungle, washing machines, TV, cars, electric light, and new genetics. Thus, the satellite enhances the planet, brings back ecology, renders nature redundant, and turns into implosion: "The population as participating in their own audience participation." Under "the pollster" we read: "Who am I? Let's take a poll." And: "Does the president really have 17 per cent more charisma than Campbell's soup?" Under the "slang" entry, McLuhan observes that "Our current technologies are slang - tetrads explore their verbal character." Slang enhances new possibilities of perception and brings back "unconventional feeling." McLuhan uses this to indicate how language can raise the media to understanding - for every technology is lingual by nature and offers its own percepts: the outlook that enables obstinate perception. "I would prefer a stable, changeless environment of modest surfaces and human scale. I find most pop culture monstrous and sickening. I study it for my own survival. The effect of the new media on human society has never aroused the slightest enthusiasm in me. Only by understanding change can I ease the burden of experiencing it - and therefore the only extension of man I desire is that of awareness. I wish none of these technologies ever happened. They impress me as nothing but a disaster. They are for dissatisfied people. Why is man so unhappy he wants to change his world?" Media or Barbarism There is increasing talk about "media or barbarism." Is this a choice, an alternative, a threat, a slogan, a questionnaire, a luxury, an advertisement for opinions perhaps? If it's a matter of choice, we must examine the pros and cons of each option; we must make an assessment of the merits of medial barbarism and the use of media by barbarians - or of barbarians by the media - in order to arrive at a sound and balanced judgment. Let the experts provide the arguments and analyses, and let a public discussion draw the conclusions. If "media or barbarism" is seen as an alternative, then we see the media as the most powerful psychotherapeutic means to cure the last of the disconnected barbarians - from the illiterate to the Muslims - as though watching "Dallas" and "Twin Peaks" might save them from the dead weight of their premedial history and finally include them in the civilization of market democracy. The coming of the media is always accompanied by the threat of impending armed intervention or humanitarian aid campaigns. Increasingly, disaster areas will refuse access to the media in order to avoid the catastrophic arrival of international aid organizations. If, on the other hand, the battle scenes and environmental calamities do get extensive coverage, the information offered attains such a complex scale that even the most sympathetic of citizens find it impossible to keep up. Media have no civilizing impact on either those in the pictures or the viewers. If the barbarians refuse to see media as multipliers of complexity, but instead as archives full of evidence, they proceed to treat the question of media in their own way - by shooting as many media carriers as possible. Every dead journalist is a victory in the media war. The fear underlying the question of media-or-barbarism is that without mediation humanity quickly loses control of itself, that it starts acting like a beast as soon as it is deprived of images to distract it. On the one hand, the media are expected to keep the masses off the street; they've a long record as the people's opiate. On the other hand, the media are thought to corrupt the people and incite them to violence, satanism, ecocide and cultural devastation. Once again, the relationship between cause and effect is completely forgotten. The practice of relativism has led to a rampant revaluation of values. The middle classes come up with the wildest proposals: censorship, freezing government subsidies, rescheduling, self-regulation, educational categorization, age discrimination, the scrambling and encoding of naked images, the dubbing of bold statements, and other methods to conceal harmful data. The moral terror of other people's consciences is given free play to frustrate the evil schemes of one's fellow humans, from incest, fraud, corruption, child pornography, drug abuse, and serial killings to car theft, adultery, nationalism, and racist remarks. The media are credited with the power of turning people into either barbarians or civilized participants. Bad media must be made good, the question being how many cubic meters of public information it takes. The point of political correctness is not to behave correctly yourself, but to have the others corrected. As a slogan of the antimedial movement, "media or barbarism" reflects a real 1980s attitude: the dream of destroying a communicative global empire. Those who demolish teleports and MediaParcs claim that a bit of negative energy can only serve to strengthen democracy. Recently, their slogan has been taken hostage by the emerging media ecologists and transformed into the equation "media = barbarism." All the shit that flows through societies we owe to media. A reduced emission of i-smog would result in a manifest reduction of multicultural abuse. The route followed is from the outside in: Violence and crime are seen as mental disorders that are containable through a correct and balanced data diet. Information turns people on, and frequent encounters with multimedia have a titillating effect that is ultimately released upon the others. The only way to prevent this is through the implantation of inner peace. Nudist data don't dress themselves up through design, but strive for a natural representation within a sheltered environment. Data dietitians prefer to be left to their own creations, without the constant interruption of someone else's tragedies and monstrosities. Our hot and central question gains real stamina once it is seen as a call for "decision." But where is this sovereign? Is it the editor-in-chief? Is it the tycoons? Should we wait for a world government to decide on the urgent matter of whether Russia should be allowed more media, or that we arm ourselves pending a second Cold War? The consequences of a massive import of media are as unpredictable as those of the interruption of media. Every conceivable question of power is up in the air, where it remains without consequence. Only on the local level do we still find some self-made sovereigns who take pride in the control they have acquired over the remote. Only within the self-defined private reality are fatal nanodecisons still being made. Within this reserve, decision becomes a fashionable gesture, intended to provide oneself with the necessary individuality. It is the coming-out of the will to decision; not a postponement but a proposed conclusion. The puking-out of the twentieth century is well under way, though there's still plenty to look forward to in this dynamic age of ours. The question arises: Will the unbeaten record of '39-'45 be improved upon or not? It remains to be seen whether we will achieve the necessary escape velocity to leave the twentieth century and continue on our way, or instead end up in the eternal return of the same 20th century (or, perhaps, witness the crash of spaceship Earth). The marshes having been drained and converted into farmlands, the latter are now being reflooded to create neo-swamps. According to Hans Peter Duerr, the last barbarian became civilized at least twenty thousand years ago. Terror and joy are both products of Civilization & Progress, Inc. Nothing could possibly ever enter civilization from outside again. The fear and the desire that civilization can be corrupted and eroded from within represents a cultural high point, presented with massive technological support. The ancient Greeks understood tragedy as an exquisite dramatic genre. No Dionysus without Apollo, no Sarajevo without Dallas. The crisis is a must you can afford to miss. The question is not whether the barbarians are at the gates, but what to do with all the technology at hand. Once the crisis is taken seriously, you lose track and can only internalize it as the next personal experience of the end of ideology, history, international aggression, and the subject. Add the twentieth century to your media archives, free to flick through it on weekends. Those who prolong their artificial existence in personal opinions cater for a lost cause which was undesirable to begin with. The world after the media is not made up of barbarians; more likely it is full of businessmen. It is their stockjobbing that poses the next challenge. Media in the New World Order On leaving the twentieth century, the world has acquired a sixth continent that encompasses and dwarfs the previous five. Communication technologies have created an autonomous field which, though evident in all four corners of the globe, never touches the regional civilizations into which the world population is still organized. The relentless fascination with the media environment results from its ability to make familiar issues appear forever and totally alien. The pleasure of uncommitted sharing in someone else's joy and misery produces a state of euphoria that lasts as long as one is on line. No sooner do we turn our backs to the media than our awareness of local duties and diversions reemerges unaltered to detail. Just after having donated your savings to the victims of some Bangladeshi flood disaster, you may well blow your top over the neighbors' leaking washing machine. The global consciousness created in the media never leaves its medial surroundings. Awareness of the surrounding world occupies its own, separate level within the collective unconscious. Archetypes generated by the news somehow never find their way into the civilized mindset. Compassion for African victims of starvation is easily coupled with indifference concerning one's countrymen. Predictions of how the media would cause a shift in social attitudes have proved more than prophetic. Media teach us not to aim our actions at our immediate surroundings, but rather to subject them to the information at hand. The media's educational scheme aims only to initiate users in the rules of immateriality and show them an individual approach to global virtual reality. The contemporary potlatch of the game show proves how viewers may be abundantly rewarded for their concentrated participation - a pastime to instruct us in the casual attitude necessary to market one's own personality. The slick promotion of personal identity represents a code of behavior so far removed from workplace and bedroom bungling, it's simply amusing to watch. Whereas hi-tech is taking traditional progress to unheard-of extremes, local populations reorientate on civilizational models or cultural ideals quite immune to advancement. The current resentment of rebellion and extremism does not result from some reactionary scheme to implement bourgeois values; rather, it represents a victory by the emancipation and liberation movements. A normal existence is now viewed as a universal human right, no longer to be abruptly impeded by outside forces. The clearing of bigotry and prejudice concerning the social identity of labor and sex has led to the disarmament of social critics. Where gays embrace marriage, feminists advocate motherhood and the notion of "jack of all trades and master of none" denotes a flexible attitude towards employment, the beckoning option of uncertain expeditions into experimental modes of living has become unthinkable. Lifestyles that attempt to shed light on their intentions via the medial environment are merely providing meaningful contributions to democratic citizenship. Multicultural society proudly advocates its tolerance of distinct identities, no matter how odd. Bag ladies have the same existential right as do ethnic butchers or lesbian pornophiliacs. In this legible society, there no longer exists any beyond to tempt us. The other, for want of comprehensible proofs of identity, is persuaded it must either integrate or be banished. Finally, those who refuse their social emancipation or liberation can only be relegated to the posthistorical through military or colonial measures. Parliamentary democracy, the free market economy; they're not values advocated by the Free West, but conditions to be realized by the individual lest he falls under direct attack by the New World Order. They comprise a formalized model, open to covert rule by political/economic elites as long as they respect their own national borders and the rules laid out by the world economy. The nation-state is a prerequisite for full participation in the World Order. The rise in nationalist movements represents a misinterpretation of this fact, carried away by the remnants of local history; those who have thus missed out on the capture of economic markets easily take to the market of capture. The implosion of communist regimes and Third World dictatorships must take place in an orderly fashion, dictated by New World Order patterns ... for we are mere spectators. It's all right for the media to keep us posted on upheavals, but don't expect us to interfere. The greater the media attention on former Warsaw Pact countries or the Middle East, the deeper our stupefaction and the lesser chance of people here ever taking to the streets. High ratings during live registration of conflicts denote fascination with the power of modern communication technologies, not concern through the awareness that "we are all in the same fight together." In fact, all those liberation movements just threaten our own positions. Both refugees and cheap products endanger individual citizens' work and welfare. The one political factor to which bourgeois awareness remains sensitive is defensive by nature: preservation - of benefits packages, the virgin environment and multicultural society. All other themes for action are, by virtue of their unintended air of masochism, unfit for the calculating citizenry. No matter what radical discourse may be mounted, all lines of argumentation must end up in some Gulag or Auschwitz. The study of the two parallel worlds of media and classical reality teaches that anything taken from the local environment to the field of hi-tech is instantly incapacitated. On the other hand, it is clear that all positive action taken on the level of everyday life can only reinforce the desire to leave everything as it is. Tolerance and indifference both reflect the same urge, that is, to shut out the outside world from that level of consciousness where insights must be acted upon. Information no longer is a weapon, but an arsenal in which we permanently find ourselves. Those who refuse to accept this state of affairs can take three possible courses of action: inside, against, or outside the media. If, in the first instance, we enter media reality, our purpose would be to erode the media by charging them with an explosive topicality. The patronizing notion that bourgeois media need to be rectified by counterinformation has been abandoned. Mediumistic actions discard all well-intentioned content and lines of argumentation, employing semio-artillery discharging pure signs. Even if all the action's intentions are fleeced, distorted or omitted, it will generate images so powerful their significance cannot be devalued. To paraphrase a Dutch squatters' slogan, "You can tear down our ideas, but our images will always be ours." A guerrilla based on the presumption that the emancipated citizen has no faith in whatever the media churn out to begin with, privately chuckling away at the destructions on display. Negative images are still images. Disguised as issues, they force themselves on the media in order to gain maximum circulation. Their assault on the dogma of PR, which effectively blocks any true intervention in classical reality, turns the media on themselves, thus clearing the field for an autonomous abuse of media and the obstinate defiance of their reality potential. A radical version of this strategy is to be found in the workings of sovereign media. They no longer view the media as channels for the transmission of information about events, but as material to be freely adapted by all and sundry. The purpose of sovereign media is not to invade recent media, but rather to encapsulate them so they can subject them to their own homemade rules. The second option is the domain of the antimedial movement. Convinced that all information is disinformation, this democratic movement seeks to reinstate the twin categories of truth and falsehood. It aims at the radical short-circuiting of the parallel worlds so that the planet's unity may be restored, if only for a few moments. Through its antimedial acts of sabotage, it temporarily eliminates "media-related communications," thus giving way to time and space for direct encounters on the local level. These Temporary Autonomous Zones challenge events to unfold in the present, based on an awareness that democracy thrives on real conflicts - not stage-managed, but spontaneously erupting, under no one's direction. It remains to be seen whether the event will respond to these actions based on media critique. Demolishing the tentacles of the electricity grid; disrupting telephone communications, electronic banking, terminals, cameras and other tools of everyday repression; and sneaking viruses and worms into mainframes and networks were all part of an experimental stage in media renunciation. They were an expression of a will to reality, relic of a pre-Nietzschean, nineteenth-century paradigm. Romanticism from a tourist perspective. However, even in the case of unforeseen events and all-out rioting, the mob is still democratically obliged to inform the rest of the community concerning the upheaval's nature and development. This forces the antimedial to invent tactics for the wilful takeover of the media, in order to prevent distorted reports from causing confusion. The final dilemma of any antimedial strategy lies in the fact that it must maintain the media if it is to save democracy. The problem of the antimedial movement is how to employ the media without becoming a part of them. Perhaps the media never possessed either transmitters or receivers to begin with. It requires little effort to imagine a network that functions to perfection, unaided by operators or users, free of input or output. Images have no meaning whatsoever to start with - they merely exist. They do not require our concern; we do not have to charge them with our attention or disinterest. To them, it's all shit and onions. The antimedial gesture intends to establish contact with others; it is not aimed at the media and their existentiality, but at ourselves - the human remainder. Still, the continuing broadcast of signals remains a persistent source of annoyance and aggression. The antimedial movement is the media's ultimate issue. The media implode through their reports on the antimedial movement; it, in turn, disappears through its exposure to media. The third option, that of extramedial acts, is based on the presumption that all positive activist goals are ultimately defensive, and can only reinforce the conservative climate. Any medially discernable goals served by extramedial actions are utterly negative. Extramedial operations frustrate media attention by being simply indescribable. As soon as the media appear, they disappear. All that remains is fits of laughter, astonishment and terror. They claim no attention, but are satisfied to occupy their own worlds. Contrary to the antimedial movement, they do not wish to restore society. Most likely, they've been a part of it all along, though it's hard to tell. From our medial point of view, they are in a state of uncertainty, immeasurable, not open to comment. They are forever transmutating, in defiance of destiny; they may be the medium of the event. Virilio Calling "Time is a resource and we're running out of time. It is necessary to travel. It is not necessary and becoming increasingly difficult to live." - William Burroughs To Paul Virilio, the Gulf War acted as a watershed. He had proved right before in some of his minor predictions. His conclusion that any state that submits to its inner urge towards total control will end up exterminating its own people came true in Pol Pot's Cambodia, much to his own horror. But it was not until the early 1990's that he was forced to admit to the global accuracy of his military/technological analyses. A few years before, the French intervention in Chad had already led to his observation that from now on, world wars could only be fought in the desert. As the espionage satellites were maneuvered over Iraq and the cruise missiles set to new coordinates, Virilio knew what was about to happen. Still, the renewed correctness of his thrilling tales on the development of state-of-the-art weapon systems was not what shocked him most about the events. In his published books since 1976 (some ten in all), Virilio developed his position that if in the past speed was the essence of war (cf., Sun Tzu), today it equals war. The latter is no longer directed at the enemy however, but against the world's material existence. The greater the acceleration, the quicker does reality evaporate. Light has absolute speed; technologies that make use of it are absolute weapons. Therefore, too, instant communication technologies are apocalyptic by nature: "I spy with my little eye - who is seen will have to die." But if before, media merely unhinged space-time awareness and immaterialized the human body by transforming it into transmissible light waves, during the Gulf War, apart from the devastation of derealized land, information as such became incredible. In Virilio's chronology, Desert Shield and Desert Storm were followed up by Desert Screen. The same strategic developments that helped visualize the Gulf War in the Arabian Desert are also occurring in the public sector. Just as generals can direct field campaigns without ever leaving their bunkers, so the viewers can do their jobs without leaving their homes. All information converges on, and radiates from, the screen, the pole of inertia. Distant viewing - yesterday's television - has been replaced by distant action, today's and tomorrow's teleperformance; from teleshopping and home banking to telepresence and teletourism in virtual reality. Only, as Virilio adds in "L'écran du Désert" ("Desert Screen"), his war chronicle, we now know what the communication weapons are after. Who is seen will no longer have to die; rather, it is the observer who will be struck blind. Whereas, time and again, Virilio has described the history of control over the external world as an acceleration and refinement of observation techniques and their logistics, with data transmission acquiring the speed of light total fascination turns out to converge with absolute disbelief. What's left of information when it reaches journalists and the public simultaneously, without there remaining a second for verification, analysis, or double-checks? The news that reaches us as information through the media communication weapons can always be disinformation. If information is a weapon, disinformation is the shield. The viewers can no longer believe their eyes. But if they cannot, the world as we know it will disappear, as Virilio has warned us for years. Distrust of the media means the end of the world. The central and final question in "L'écran du Désert" is thus: "Can omnipresence and instantaneity be democratized; that is to say, can inertia be democratized?" According to Virilio, democracy is impossible without the categories of truth and falsehood, which have currently been replaced by the "actual" and the "virtual." Paul Virilio represents a critical, antimedial stance. Live connections must be interrupted in order to restore democracy. To him, media coincide with observation technologies, all of which are the products of military intelligence. He sees the development of the logistics of observation - hilltop, watchtower, hot air balloon, reconaissance flight, satellite, field glass, photo camera, film camera, video - taking place analogously to the development of infrastructure - road, railway, freeway, cable television, air corridor, orbit. Now that the industrial traffic revolution has succeeded, Virilio finds it impossible to distinguish between the military and the civil. Both institutions are characterized by acceleration; both turn classical space-time inside out in their respective ways. Both culminate in the speed of light (laser) and both turn the world's natural environment into a desert ("glacis"). The media, viewed as a global network produced by observation machinery, are the greatest obstacle to our (re)cognizance of humanity and the world. Although the media remain the object of Virilio's concern, his absolute disaffection never results in a hostile attitude towards technology. Salvation may well come from within, and is impossible if we turn our backs to téchn. "There would be hope in our careful study of disaster." To Virilio, the unlocking of creation takes place through a sequence of shipwreck, collision, car crash, derailment, plane crash, explosion, short-circuit, malfunction, jam, breakdown. As with the computer hackers, his method combines resistance against the technological control strategies with a vast knowledge of, and open fascination with, apparatuses. Unlike the Foucauldians, his resistance does not necessarily reinforce the system, but is a necessary attitude to arrive at post-science. The latter understands "that it is developing a way of not-knowing, and that all development of understanding can only expand the unknown." The non-military science and technology envisioned by Virilio use the media as information vacuum cleaners that remove data from the world and emphasize how much non-knowledge there is actually circulating. Media show us that there is nothing to be seen; all else is disinformation. Cases of data void are like accidents that prompt reconsideration; they are revelations of relativity. Virilio, too, knew the antimedial dilemma that democracy must break all its ties with the media, but that it cannot exist without data transmission. If all information is distorted and the media can only communicate not-knowing, the inevitable question arises what democracy is to based on. Virilio answers that it must be based on physical perception. His vision is not confined to some Parisian study. Since the end of the Cold War the figure of the political observer appears in every area of conflict, where it has become synonymous to the concept of democracy. After a trial period attending dubious elections in Third World nations, the observer was sent to NATO/Warsaw Pact military exercises, arms depots, nuclear power plants, civil wars, nuclear laboratories, and chemical arms factories. If the observers are refused entrance, one is de facto at war with the world. The physical presence of independent experts guarantees the democratic quality of intentions and practices. Satellites can record everything except democracy and human rights. This technological limitation indicates where classical politics may yet be situated, now that the military perception has become transpolitical. Virilio discards the notion that democracy owes its existence to political observers as naive. The world's visibility suffers less from camouflage and concealment than it does from problems of perception on the part of the subject. Humans, according to Virilio, are not lingual beings, but are controlled in their thoughts and actions by the force of implanted images. Mental images are "fragments of the public domain extended into ourselves." "It is unnecessary to visit the National Gallery or the Louvre to watch eighteenth-century scenes. We only have to open our eyes in the morning, and already we find ourselves in a museum of outlived modes and styles of observation." Perception is occupied territory. Negative perception discovers a space as yet uncolonized. If the image of material objects is necessarily predetermined, then new things can be made visible only by looking at the void inbetween things. To see nothing is to maintain sight. In the void we may yet observe the disappearance of our culture. The disappearance of the natural contours of landscape, city, national borders, political adversaries, bodies, time, the interval and the decision comprises a story that Virilio tries to come to terms with over and over again, and that takes up a considerable part of his works. By turning perception inside out it becomes possible to visualize disappearance, even if it is by definition invisible. Time and again, Virilio's paradox resurfaces: everything he warns against he simultaneously considers indispensable. With him, thinking in terms of and/or escalates both ways, clearing a field of unsuspected concourses of thought. At the same time he denounces disappearance as a political and social disaster, he praises it as a principle of knowledge and aesthetical method. Virilio sees both unbridled imagination and restrictive common sense created during those brief moments of mental absence which all of us experience daily. The disappearance of conscious presence stimulates the creative or prescribed interpretation of lacking fragments. Virilio himself uses this picoleptic faculty like no one else does. To read Virilio is to see the invisible, to interpret the unwritten. The voids, the interspaces, the black between the images - Virilio is the thinker of absence, of disappearance, of negativity, of the future. Only those who recognize the invisible, hidden from sight by the visible, are able to see the world. Virilio's is the gift of clairvoyance, in the age of total transparency. The invisible is the material he researches, the challenge he poses, the question he imposes on thought: find that world. If everything is visible, scientifically visible, permanently veri- or falsifiable, then it becomes impossible to form a coherent world view. Coherence becomes possible only through the absence of information, through the need to form one's own links beyond the absences, interspaces and intervals. Virilio is against disinformation, but is a supporter of temporary uninformed zones. Understanding can only derive from seeing nothing occasionally. Negative thinking remains close to the body. It translates the prospect of death into the strategy of taking every social development to its logical conclusion. It is not a case of the extrapolation of the present into the future, but of the happy recognition that even what is to come is already past. Doom does not await us, and the signs of the apocalyps are all around. As a thinker of '77, radical negativism is Virilio's logical starting point. Back then, "no future" presented a way out of the Cold War, by stating that WW III had already come and gone and one should not be intimidated by the question of perspective. The physical condition became the new point of calibration: "the mysterious existence of living bodies who are curiously present in time." Negative thinking incorporates social processes in order to study their effect on personal well-being. Since '89, the matter of whether the body will evaporate on the pole of inertia or rather backfire is once more completely out in the open. The astonishing conclusions in Virilio's books were suddenly surpassed by the chain reactions in military/political space. Current events went beyond dromology, forcing live theory to stop and reconsider. The old wil